Welcome to The Junk Shop! 

Welcome to The Junk Shop!

The Junk Shop is my own "Private Eye". It will contain drivel of the highest order, trivia second to none, erotica from a new angle (BE WARNED) and useless junk that no sane person would consider reading. I have four serious blogs running (see links from time to time), but I felt it was time to go a little crazy and hatch out some stories bearing my own (and no-one else's), humour. Like Baldrick, I have a cunning plot; like David Beckham, I have posh panache; like John Prescott, I have drinker's jowls, and, like Mel Brookes, I am a cheeky little sod!

I have little truck with heavy, steamy erotica, but put in a bit now and then to stay in tune with the gradual degradation of today's youth. After all, who's going to read me if a girl doesn't remove her panties now and again. Any threat of adult content will be advertised in BOLD LETTERS but that is not the main "thrust"---oops!---of my new newssheet.

Please comment furiously, argue constantly and diss my shitty blog!