Editor Falls Ill while reading paper. (ADULT CONTENT) 

Editor Falls Ill while reading paper. (ADULT CONTENT)

We regret that our editor has fallen ill after reading the Thursday edition of the Scottish Sun. It appears that some pictures on page 3 (10 in all), affected his heart and he had to lie down immediately. His secretary Maxie Foxx, 24 (34-32-34), said, and we quote, that our dear editor kept muttering "phwoar, phwoar" as he tried to decide who would win "Breasts of the Year", a competition being run in tandem with the English edition. He then fainted with excitement.

Latest: Ms Foxx has successfully revived our editor by applying mouth to ****** (expletives deleted) rescuscitation and our dear boss is now erect and sitting up. He continues to moan intermittently but felt better when Marcus Seely removed the tabloid out of sight.

Footnote: This reporter is extremely pissed off after finding out that his 18 year old son had pencilled in Aaliyah in first place. Personally he preferred Naomi (Oh God, let me die now.)